The Cum ShotAlcoholic

Ingredients for a "The Cum Shot"

• Vodka
• Peach Schnapps
• Kumquat

Quantities for one drink:

• 0.51 oz Stoli Vodka
• 0.51 oz Peach Schnapps
• 1 Kumquat

Blending Instructions:

• Simply pour the Vodka and Schnapps into the shot glass
• How you mix it is of no consequence, it's how you drink it that is important
• First, take the stem off of the kumquat (unless you're really into foilage!)
• If you prefer, cut the kumquat in half (it really depends on the size of kumquats around the world, I suppose)
• Now plonk the fruit into your mouth and start chewin'- Don't swallow! When you figure the time is right (you'll know - When all the fruit juices have exploded in your mouth), throw back the shot chaser that you mixed in the beginning